What Would Jimmy Do?

Abraham Lincoln said you can fool all of the people some of the time and and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all the people all of the time. After listening to the news and the political campaigns lately, I’m not sure that’s true anymore, but it’s interesting what people choose to believe. I actually know people that to this day believe the Moon landings were staged and never really happened. 
Anyhow, some “beliefs” are hard to understand….

William Miller, a farmer in northern New York, founded a doomsday cult in the 1800s. His study of the Bible convinced him that humanity was due for damnation. He began preaching that message in the early 1830s. His first prediction was that Jesus Christ would “come again to the earth, cleanse, purify and take possession of the same” between March 1843 and March 1844. When a comet appeared early in 1843, a number of his followers killed themselves, believing the end was near. However, when his prophecy didn’t come to pass and the world survived, Miller stood by his message but became reluctant to set actual dates. Some of his followers took it upon themselves to announce October 23, 1844, as the big day, and Miller reluctantly agreed. The date came to be known as The Great Disappointment. Regardless, Miller and his followers established a basis on which the Seventh-Day Adventist Church was later founded.

In the early 19th century, John Cleves Symmes promoted the Hollow Earth Theory, which stated that the planet was actually several populated worlds nesting inside one another. Simmer’s ideas influenced Cyrus Teed, who developed Koreshan Unity, a religion based on the theory. For about 100 years, Koreshan Unity drew thousands of followers worldwide. The Hollow Earth Theory was revived during World War II, when some people theorized that the Nazis actually came from an underground civilization. More recently, Kevin and Matthew Taylor spent 12 years investigating the idea — they wrote a book about their findings, The Land of No Horizon.

Claude Vorilhon, a French race car driver and onetime musician, asserted that he was visited by an extraterrestrial in 1973. It was a life-altering experience for him that caused him to change his name to Rael and found the Raelian Church. Rael’s religion proclaims that the Elohim (“those who came from the sky”) created everything on Earth. Although many turn a skeptical eye toward Vorilhon, whose faith also preaches free love, the Raelian Movement is said to include as many as 65,000 members worldwide.

The Vampire Church has offices throughout the United States, Canada and Australia. However, don’t expect to find much about the “undead,” like vampires have been portrayed in stories for years. Instead, the church offers insight into vampirism as a physical condition that sometimes requires unusual energy resources, such as blood. In addition, it explains the difference between psychic vampires and elemental vampires.

The battle cry of the Church of Euthanasia is “Save the Planet — Kill Yourself.” The church was established by Bostonian Chris Korda in 1992. Korda, a musician, had a dream one night about an alien who warned her that Earth was in serious danger. The extraterrestrial, which Korda dubbed “The Being,” stressed the importance of protecting the planet’s environment through population control. As a result of the encounter, Korda established the Church of Euthanasia, which supports suicide, abortion, and sodomy (defined as any sex act that is not intended for procreation.) According to the church’s Web site, members are vegetarian, but they “support cannibalism for those who insist on eating flesh.” Although it reportedly has only about 100 members in the Boston area, the church claims that thousands worldwide have visited its Web site and been exposed to its message. 

So — religion is a very personal thing. Faith is also a very personal experience, and by definition, it isn’t based on fact. I certainly can’t tell anyone what to believe, but what some people believe is pretty unbelievable — if you don’t believe me, watch the news…..
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This story is hard to believe, but as they say —truth is stranger than fiction, sometimes. During my tour in Vietnam, I was assigned a jeep and I owned a motorcycle. So you’d think I didn’t lack for transportation. But — on one occasion I had left the jeep to be serviced at the motor pool at Tan Son Nhat (the motor pool was located on the airport grounds.) So I rode my motorcycle for a few days, but one morning the battery on my motorcycle just died, and as luck would have it, I got a call on my radio that I needed to be in Biên Hòa (nearby city to Saigon) as soon as possible. I weighed my options and decided, given all the circumstances, my best bet would be to take a taxi. You’ve probably seen pictures of Saigon during the war and the streets were jammed with taxicabs and they were all little Renault vehicles. I might add that most polluted the air big time and probably contributed to global warming. They all seemed to be held together with rusty bolts and duct tape. And needless to say, they were small. 

Anyhow, I swallowed my pride and called one. It came to the curb belching soot-black exhaust, and I climbed in the back seat. I told the driver where I wanted to go and we were off — all taxi drivers drove like they were race car drivers and my driver made one fine Le Mans start. The taxi was so small my knees were up around my chin and it was hard to breath with all the soot coming from the engine. 

And true to form, the driver seemed to have the gas pedal all the way to the floor — we were really zooming through traffic. Then all of a sudden, there was an enormous scraping and a thunderous crash — even louder than the engine, which was loud enough. I looked up and the driver’s head, which seemed like it was only a few inches from my nose, disappeared. Actually, not only the driver’s head, but the entire front end of the car disappeared.Suddenly I was the front end — zipping down the street in my back seat, with no steering wheel or a windshield. It didn’t take long for the back seat and rear of the taxi to come to a stop. I stepped out, through the front, where the driver’s seat had been — there was no reason to open the side door. Just about then, the driver appeared, out of breath. The car had hit a large bump and had broken into two pieces. The rusted body and, probably rusty, drive shaft had separated precisely at the back of the driver’s seat, leaving each half to go it’s own way. My half (the back seat and rear wheels) ended up near the curb. The driver and the rest of the car had come to a stop further down the street. 
I would love to have had a video of that incident — it would have been a big hit on U-Tube today. 
It was fortunate that no one was hurt. The taxi driver hailed me another cab and I was off to Biên Hòa.
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My apologies for this entry — it’s just one of those days…..
I never meant for this to be a whining blog. I’ve tried to make it about something that has happened or whatever happens to be on my mind when I sit down to write something.

Unfortunately, for the past few days my mind doesn’t seem to be working and I can’t get away from, for lack of a better word, grief. 
I guess what I’m carrying around — call it grief or whatever — is for someone that I haven’t yet let go of. Obviously my mind has dwelled a lot on this subject lately. I”m not sure when two people were connected like we were, that the connection can be broken. Just a physical death doesn’t break the connection — it stays. I certainly have to listen differently, and I talk differently…. but the connection isn’t broken. I’ve decided that as long as I exist, that connection will be there.
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The Olympics in Paris just concluded and I was reading an article about memorable Olympics. It was interesting — a lot of the Olympics mentioned, I remember. In 1972 I was in Jakarta, Indonesia during the Olympics and was in the communications center at the American Embassy when a flash message came in about the Israeli hostages being killed. 
But the Olympics mentioned in the article that caught my eye was the 1936 Olympics in Berlin…..

In 1931, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) awarded the 1936 Summer Olympic Games to the city of Berlin. This was meant to mark Germany’s unofficial welcoming into the international arena after her discipline following World War I. But — the IOC didn’t foresee the rising tide of Nazism and the coming to power, in 1933, of Chancellor Adolf Hitler, who saw the games as a showcase of Aryan supremacy.

He considered the games to be an opportunity to show a skeptical world how he’d lifted his nation from the depths of despair and transformed it into a well-oiled machine that allowed the natural Germanic superiority to flourish. The games would be perfect, just like Germany. 
His first step was to clean up Berlin. The streets were cleared of the homeless, and anti-Jewish signs were removed. Hitler’s architects deigned four massive stadiums and a splendid Olympic village. German spent $25 million getting ready — an enormous sum of money in those days. And of course, the amateur German athletes were supported while they trained full time in the years leading up to the games.

Between 1931 and 1936, there was a growing movement around the world to boycott the games because of the German government’s anti-Semitic policies.There was a proposal for an alternative event, dubbed “The People’s Games,” to be held in Barcelona. But the Spanish Civil War squashed that movement. In the end, the 1936 Olympic Games would see more participant countries (49) and more competitors (4,066) than any previous Olympics.

When the medals were tallied in the end, Germany easily won with 101 medals overall, including 41 golds. It’s nearest rival, was the United States (a country with three times the population) with 66 medals, 25 of which were gold. But all of Germany’s achievements were cast into the shadows by the unbelievable performance of an American — his name, of course, was Jesse Owens. 
They called Owens the “Tan Cyclone” and he brilliantly lived up to that name by bagging four gold medals — in the 100 meter dash, the 200 meter sprint (in world record time,) the 400 meter relay, and the long jump.

Jesse started badly in the long jump, fouling on his first two jumps by overstepping the mark. He only had one more chance to get it right. As he psyched himself for his final jump, he was approached by his major rival, a stocky blond German who was a prototype of Hitler’s ideal. The man’s name was Luz Long and in one of the great acts of sporting comradeship he offered Owens some advice — he suggested that Owens draw a line a few inches in front of the take-off board and use that as his mark. It worked.

I’ve heard that Hitler snubbed Jesse Owens because he was a black man, but it seems that’s not technically true. On the first day of the games, Hitler formally shook hands with the medal winners from German and Finland. But that night, Hitler received a polite message from the President of the international Olympic Committee, Count Baillet-Latour, that informed him that it wasn’t proper protocol for a national leader to congratulate the athletes — he was there merely as a spectator. Hitler took the advice and from then on, didn’t congratulate the individual athletes. So Jesse Owens was not personally congratulated by Hitler, but neither were any of the other competitors. When Owens was interviewed about the matter a few years later, he said, “When I passed the Chancellor, he arose, waved his hand at me, and I waved back at him.”

Unfortunately, the real snub came when Jesse returned to the United States. His own president, Franklin Roosevelt, refused a face-to-face meeting with him and did not congratulate him in any way, by letter or phone call, on his outstanding accomplishment. (It’s also interesting that back in Hitler’s Germany, Jesse could sit wherever he wanted to on a bus.)

Sports announcer Marty Glickman was at the games that year —as a participant. He was generally considered to be the fastest man on the U.S. relay team. The day before the big event, 18-year old Marty and the other runners were called in for a team meeting. Their coach, Dean Cromwell, had an announcement: Marty wouldn’t be running — his replacement was wonder boy Jesse Owens. Glickman’s fellow athlete Sam Stoller was also bumped, in favor of Ralph Metcalfe. No reason was given for the substitutions. But — everyone understood. Glickman and Stoller were Jewish. The U.S. Olympic Committee was afraid a loss to a couple of Jewish guys would compound the damage that Jesse and the other black athletes had already caused to Germany’s Aryan image of itself. 
Jesse Owens protested…. “I’ve won the three gold medals I set out to win. I’ve had it. I’m tired. Let Marty and Sam run. They deserve it.” Owens was informed that he would do as he was told. And so the relay event was run without Glickman and Stoller. The U.S. team won by nearly 14 meters.

In the history of the modern Olympic Games no other fit American athlete has been pulled from an event. And until the day he died, Marty Glickman had a bitter taste in his mouth — a bitterness caused, not by Adolph Hitler or Germany, but by his own American Olympic Committee. 

It’d be nice to think that the Olympics have finally become non-political…. of course, that’s not the case. And it’d be nice to think something like what happened at the 1936 Olympics couldn’t happen again…. that’s not the case, either. 
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As grandkids are prone to do, they usually leave something behind when they visit. Not long ago, I ran across a pair of tennis shoes. I noticed that they didn’t have laces — they used Velcro. II appears that even a lot of adult tennis shoes use Velcro instead of laces this days. 

I got to wondering how somebody came up with the idea of this “hook and eye” material.
When I looked into it I found a pretty cool story…..
Swiss mountaineer George de Mestral was out hiking with his Irish pointer one day in 1948 when he noticed little burrs sticking to his pants and clinging to his dog’s fur. The burrs that clung so tightly inspired de Menstral to go home and examine the burrs under a microscope. He noticed hundreds of little hooks clinging to the fabric. That led him to think he might be on to something that would replace the zipper — funny how some minds work. The idea “stuck” in his head and a number of years later he had it patented — in 1955. It took a few years for the public to get “hooked,” but eventually it became popular. His invention was given the name Velcro — a combination of the words “velvet” and “crochet” — and became a multi-million dollar industry.
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Both you readers know I’m a big fan of pirates and there are all sorts of stories about them burying treasures all around the world. Undoubtedly some of these are true and a lot just someone’s imagination.

But one legend continues to exist even today — that more than $2 billion in gold may be hidden on Oak Island in Mahone Bay, which is about 45 minutes from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Treasure hunters have scoured the island for more than 200 years looking for the bounty. But apparently, the pirates who buried the treasure hid it well…..

Since around 1720, people have claimed that pirate treasure was buried on Oak Island, and in 1795, Daniel McGinnis was hunting on the island and found evidence that those stories might be true. 
An oak tree had been used with a hoist to lift something very heavy and when McGinnis dug at that spot,he found loose sand filling a pit about 12 feet in diameter. 
He returned the next day with two friends, and after digging down about ten feet, they encountered a wooden platform. Beneath the platform was more dirt, and digging down another ten feet or so, they found another wooden platform. At that point, they gave up — they needed better tools and maybe some engineering expertise. McGinnis and his friends didn’t get the help they needed, but it became apparent that something important had been buried on Oak Island. Before long, more people visited the island hoping to strike it rich.

In the early 1800s, a Nova Scotia company began excavating the pit. It was a slow process and took many years. But about every ten feet, they found another wooden platform and sometimes layers of charcoal, putty, or coconut fiber.
About 90 feet down, they found an oily stone about three feet wide, On the stone was a coded inscription that read, “Forty feet below, two million pounds lie buried.” (Gold worth two million pounds in 1795 would be worth approximately $2 billion today.)
But as they dug past the 90-foot level, water began rushing into the hole. A few days later, the pit was almost full of seawater. No matter how much they bailed, the water maintained its new level, so the company dug a second shaft, parallel to the first and 110 feet deep. But — when they dug across to the original hole, water quickly filled the new shaft as well. The company then abandoned the project.
But there were others ready to try their luck. 

Since that first attempt, several companies have excavated deeper in the original pit. Most treasure hunters — including a team organized by Franklin D. roosevelt — have found additional proof that something valuable is buried there. For example, at 126 feet — nearly forty feet below the 90 foot marker — engineers found oak and iron. Farther down, they also reached a large cement chamber, from which they brought up a tiny piece of parchment, that encouraged them to dig deeper.

A narrow shaft dug in 1971 allowed researchers to use special cameras to study the pit. It was reported that they saw several chests, some tools, and a disembodied head floating in the water, but the shaft collapsed before they could explore further.
Flooding has continued to hamper research efforts. At least six people have been killed in their quest for buried treasure, but the digging continues. As of late 2007, the 1971 shaft had been re-dug to a depth of 181 feet. 

Oak Island has become a unique vacation spot for people who like adventure and the chance to go home with buried treasure. Canadian law says any treasurer hunter can keep 90 percent of his or her findings. Some vacationers and explorers dig on nearby islands, and believe that the Oak Island site may be some elaborate distraction — maybe the treasure is actually buried on one of more than 100 other islands in Mahone Bay.
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One the years, I’ve written a number of times about Abraham Lincoln — usually on, or around, his birthday. But since one of the current presidential candidates constantly compares himself to Lincoln, I thought I’d talk about him a little more — especially a story I’ve always liked about Abe and an 11-year old girl….
I guess Abraham Lincoln is, rightly, remembered as a man ahead of his time. Of all the men who’ve held the office of President of the U.S, he’s always ranked near the top — because of his intellect, humor and compassion.
But here’s the story:

When Abe was still a presidential hopeful, he opened his mail one day — October 18, 1860, to be exact — and he probably chuckled to himself at the piece of advice being offered by 11-year old Grace Befell of Westfield, New York. She told him to give up shaving and that he “had it in the bag.” She wrote: “You would look a great deal better for your face is so thin…. all the ladies like whiskers and they would tease their husbands to vote for you and you would be President.”

Well, Abe being Abe, dashed off this reply: “As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin now?”
Despite his answer to Grace, her suggestion must have made an impression on Abe. Lincoln loved to have his picture taken — and because of that, historians have been able to put together a chronicle or timeline of the development of the beard….
November 26, 1860 — a thin scraggly line of whiskers appears.
January 26, 1861 — more growth, but still straggly
February 9, 1861 — a mature, full growth of facial hair adorns the face of….. President Abraham Lincoln.

But the story gets better — before he was inaugurated, and in fact, on his way from Illinois to Washington to accept the office of president, Lincoln’s train made a whistle stop in Westfield, New York. Abe remembered the little girl with the good advice and he stopped midway through his prepared speech: “During my campaign I had a little correspondent from your town. She kindly admonished me to let my whiskers grow, and since I’ve taken her advice, I would like to see her. Is she here? Is Grace Befell here?”
A small little girl was bustled through the crowd and soon Lincoln was face to face with Grace. As the President bent down to kiss her, the prickly stubble digging into her cheek might have made Grace wish she’d never suggested the idea in the first place.

But thanks to Grace Befell, Abraham Lincoln became the first U.S. President to sport facial hair of any kind. But politicians know a good thing when they see it — ten of the next 11 presidents wore beards or side whiskers with or without mustaches. 
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My neighbor travels fairly often, but they’re usually short business trips. A few days ago, he told me he was going to be gone maybe a few weeks. I asked him if he needed anything before he left or if there was something I needed to do for him while he was gone 

He seemed surprised and said, “it’s not like I’m going to Timbuktu.” I hadn’t heard that in a long time. It’s a phrase that that’s usually used when referring to somewhere very far away or sometimes maybe to mean a journey you really don’t want to take. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as “the most distant place imaginable.” 

Some people even think it’s not a real place, but imaginary. 
But it is a real place and I’ve been there — Timbuktu is in Mali, West Africa.
I don’t think it holds the mystique it once did — even the last time I was there it seemed a bit “run-down.”
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Anyone that’s ever been to West Africa knows there is a saying, “WAWA.” It means “West Africa Wins Again.” If my experiences in that part of the world are any indication, I think there’s a lot of truth to it.
One of the most interesting experiences I had in that part of the world was on one of my first trips to Africa.

It was the location of a relay facility — most communications back in those days were accomplished via High Frequency radio. The purpose of the relay facility was to relay messages from various locations back to the U.S. It consisted of a transmitter site and a receiver site and each site was located several miles outside the city in opposite directions. I was staying a hotel downtown. One night I loaded the trunk of the car that was assigned to me with a number of cases of U.S. Army “C” rations. It’s commonplace for U.S. government facilities to stock these supplies in case of emergency situations. If you’ve ever had to rely on “C” rations you know it’s not the most appetizing “food.” 
But anyhow, I was heading to the transmitter site the next morning, so I was taking a fresh supply of “C” rations to replace those that had long outlived their expiration date. 

Now on with the story…. about 3 or 4 o’clock in the morning, I woke up to a very loud explosion and lots of automatic weapons fire. I went to the balcony of my room and it looked like smoke was coming from the vicinity of the Presidential Palace. About that time my radio came to life and I was told to get to the transmitter site as quick as I could, and lock myself inside until further notice. Turns out we were in the early stages of a coup.

I went down to my car and headed to the transmitter site — there were lots of explosions and gunfire coming from the Palace. I was a bit surprised that the streets were deserted — I pretty much had the road to myself. As I approached the transmitter site, a tank was parked in the middle of the road — no traffic could pass. Behind the tank, there was a very long line of buses, cars, motorcycles, trucks and lots of people on foot. As I came to a stop, the tank commander walked up to the car and said I couldn’t pass. I showed him my identification and pointed to the building just off to the right of the tank. I told him I was an American and I had to go to work there. He told me he had been ordered not to let anyone pass. I used all the charm and threats I could muster up, but he said I had to go back. Finally I started to turn my car around when he came back and asked if I had anything to eat. I remembered the “C” rations in the trunk and said that I did have food with me. I got out of the car and opened the trunk. “What is this?” he asked. I explained to him what it was. He looked more than a little skeptical. I told him that it was very good food that came from the United States. I even told him that it was so good that our army issued it to American soldiers. I was thinking maybe I had convinced him and he asked me to give him a few cases for himself and his crew. I told him that I had been ordered not to lose any of it. After a bit of a discussion and some of my best bargaining, we agreed that if I gave him two cases of the rations, he’d let me pass. I gave him the rations and he removed a barricade from the side of the road, and I drove in to the transmitter site.

I was inside the transmitter building for at least 12 hours — I ventured outside and the tank hadn’t moved and neither had any of the traffic been allowed to pass. I had received no news about the coup taking place in the capital. Finally the next morning I was relieved by a technician assigned to the embassy. I asked him if he had trouble getting by the tank — he said they were very nice and mentioned that “the other American man” had given them some very fine food!!

It only took a few days for the coup to end and the regime was overthrown, the tank by the transmitter site departed and the city returned to “normal.” I finished what I had originally been sent there to do and as I boarded the plane to depart I decided that my first coup had actually been kind of fun….
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Over the years we had a lot of “different” experiences and adventures. For a while we lived in one of the world’s oldest cities. We had a very nice, but rather small, house but it was plenty roomy enough for us. Also located in that city, in a — as Claire would say — charming neighborhood was a “safe house.” It was necessary that this “hideaway” present the appearance of being occupied — by regular people. So — we were given the keys to the house and part of our duties was to show up on a fairly regular basis to make the house look occupied. I don’t remember ever cooking there, but we often made meals at our house or purchased them from a restaurant and had a really good time. It was like being paid to go on a nice vacation. 

I’m not sure why, but the house and those good times just popped into my head. I’ve often wondered if it’s still a safe house, or even if it’s still there. I know for a number of years after we left, the secret that it was really a “safe house” was never discovered. I don’t know if it ever was….
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