So Far, So Good…

Well, here we are well into the new year, and I’m right on track with my resolutions. Before I put them out of my mind until next year, I thought I should do some extensive research on the subject….

The ten most popular New year’s Resolutions are:
Lose Weight
Improve Financial Budgeting
Exercise more
Get a new/better job
Manage stress more effectively
Quit smoking
Improve a relationship
Stop procrastinating
Set aside time for yourself

The ten most commonly broken resolutions are:
Lose Weight
Quit smoking
Learn something new
Eat healthier and diet
Get out of debt and save money
Spend more time with family
Travel to new places
Be less stressed
Volunteer
Drink less

The percent of Americans who usual make New Year’s Resolutions – 45%
The percent of Americans who infrequently make New Year’s Resolutions – 17%
The percent of Americans who never make New Year’s Resolutions – 38%
The percent of people who are successful in achieving their resolutions – 8%
The percent of people who have infrequent success – 49%
The percent of people who never succeed & fail every year – 24%
The percent of people in their 20s who achieve their resolutions every year – 39%
The percent of people over 50 who achieve their resolutions each year – 14%
Number of people that maintain resolutions through the first week – 75%
Number of people that maintain resolutions past two weeks – 71%
Number of people that maintain resolutions past one month – 64%
Number of people that maintain resolutions past six months – 46%

There’s real no point to all of this, I really just needed to keep my extensive research skill sharp.
You may note that my resolution list didn’t include the most popular resolutions or those on the most likely to be broken list. Make of that what you will….
Good luck to those 45% of you that made resolutions – hopefully you didn’t choose poorly.
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Happy New Year

Well, here it is the last day of the year — time for the annual ritual of making New Year Resolutions.
Most years I make a list — sometimes fairly short and sometimes longer that Santa’s naughty or nice list. A lot, if not most, people make lists and I’ve heard statistically that they usually give up by the first of February. My personal goal is to keep all the resolutions on my list until noon on January 1st.
So why do we make resolutions? I’m not sure but I guess most of us are somewhat goal-driven and we need something to strive towards. But on the other hand, why do we insist on setting ourselves up for failure?
I’m usually pretty good about not making promises that I can’t keep — usually if I tell someone that I’ll do something, I do it. But on New Year’s Eve, I, along with a lot of other people, seem to go brain dead and promise all sorts of things that we know full well we won’t do — and — we don’t even feel bad about it. I bet if you think about it, if you set a goal any other time during the year, you’re much more likely to follow through.
I’ve heard it said that he who breaks a resolution is a weakling and he who makes one is a fool.
So here goes….

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
I will take up some worthwhile new habit.
When someone tells me a joke, I will laugh, not reply, “LOL.”
I will buy at least one lottery ticket — but at a luckier store.
I will watch more TV — it’s very educational.
I will unfollow everyone that puts a New Year’s Resolution on Facebook.
I will be more imaginative.
I will forget past mistakes and press on to greater mistakes
I will walk 1 to 2 miles every day — or at least consider it.
I will be more awesome than last year.
I will pay more attention to the important thing in   hey,look! A shiny object…

Happy New Year to all!!!
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Merry Christmas

Well, here it is Christmas again — probably the most special of all the holidays…

Even though we’re not sure why, we all feel different this time of year — there’s excitement, dread, togetherness, happiness, loneliness, sadness, stress, and just about every other emotion you can imagine. The strange thing is that a lot of us feel them all, or most of them and sometimes at the same time. Someone said that Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you’re home. I think there’s probably some truth to that.

Thinking back about all the Christmases I’ve experienced, I’m pretty sure I can’t remember them all (the number’s getting pretty big) but I remember a number of them. The funny thing is though, that I don’t remember any of them for a particular present I received. I’ve spent Christmases in some pretty awful and some pretty remarkable spots. Those Christmases I remember not so much because of the location but the absence or presence of family/friends….

That’s it — the best gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of family/friends.

I guess you’ve truly grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought in a store. Merry Christmas to all….

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By Any Other Name

I read an article a few days ago explaining the sorry state of the Washington Redskins. It seems the team has had a curse placed on it by Jay Winter Nightwolf, an American Indian. Apparently it wasn’t a genuine American Indian curse, but more of a ceremonial prayer. The curse or ceremonial prayer simply says that the Redskins won’t have any good luck until they change their name. Whatever Nightwolf did, it seems to be working — and — the solution seems pretty simple. Of course I thought I had a pretty simple solution to all their problems — change the owner.

Well, anyhow, this got me to thinking about curses. Curses have always fascinated me — they are, at the very least interesting and almost all cultures have some form of a curse. Depending on the society, they may be called a jinx, execration, hex, witchcraft, magic, voodoo, or other things. But they all pretty much express a wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will attach to a person, place or thing.

Lots of curses are pretty famous, or at least well known, like the curse of the Bambino. This one refers to the run of bad luck the Boston Red Sox experienced after trading Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees early in his career. Up until that time, the Yankees had never won a World Series — after Ruth arrived, they obviously did. After the trade, the Red Sox didn’t win the World Series again until 2004. An interesting sidelight of that series is that during the winning game, a total lunar eclipse occurred — that had never happened before during a World Series. And, of course, the win was against the New York Yankees. Maybe we all saw the lifting of the curse……

People old enough to remember James Dean will remember that he was killed while driving a silver Porsche 550 Spyder in 1955. Within about a year, after the crash, the car was involved in two more fatal accidents. The car was repaired and sold and while getting a tune-up, “Little Bastard,” as James Dean had named the car, fell on a mechanic’s legs and broke them. Little Bastard’s shell was taken on the exhibition circuit and supposedly the truck carrying it crashed and killed the driver — and — Little Bastard was gone by the time authorities arrived on the scene. I ain’t sayin nothin, but if you see a silver Porsched Spyder on the road, you might want to give it some extra room…..

Even Superman has a curse – it refers to the misfortunes that occurred to people involved with the Superman story over the years. George Reeves, who played Superman in the television series committed suicide and Christopher Reeve, who played the character in the early movies, became paralyzed after falling from a horse.

The Hope Diamond weighs 45.52 carats and besides its size, clarity and beauty it’s most famous for bringing misfortune to its owner. A man named Tavernier made a trip to India and while there, stole the diamond from the forehead, or eye, of a statue of the Hindu goddess Sita. Tavernier was torn apart by wild dogs on a trip to Russia (after he had sold the diamond.) Kind Louis XVI is probably the most famous owner of the diamond and he was ultimately beheaded along with his wife Queen Marie Antoinette. It’s currently on display at the Smithsonian — I’ve seen it, but I didn’t stand too close…..

One of the more interesting curses is the curse of Tippecanoe or Tecumseh’s curse. William Henry Harrison won the presidency in 1840 with the slogan, “Tippecanoe and Tyler Too.” (The slogan referred to Harrison’s participation in the Battle of Tippecanoe.) One year later, William Henry Harrison died. From then (1840) until the election of Ronald Reagan in 1980, every president elected in a year ending in a zero died while serving their term as President. If you don’t believe me, look it up: 1840 – Harrison – natural causes; 1860 – Lincoln – shot; 1880 – Garfield – shot; 1900 – Mckinley – shot; 1920 – Harding – natural causes; 1940 – Roosevelt – natural causes; 1960 – Kennedy – shot. Ronald Reagan ended the streak, but just barely — Reagan was shot while in office, but survived….

So — if good fortune always seems to escape your grasp, maybe…. These things have been wreaking hypothetical havoc for centuries and no one knows for sure, but the odds are you probably haven’t been cursed. Of course, I’ve heard it said that every blessing ignored becomes a curse….
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Happy Thanksgiving

Well, hard to believe, but here it is that truly American Holiday — Thanksgiving. Whether it’s been a good or bad year so far, we’ve all got a lot to be thankful for.
I suppose I could make a list of things I’m thankful for, but in the end it all comes down to family, friends and health. If you got all of those – as it says somewhere in the Bible, I think – your heart should overflow with thankfulness….

So as you sit down to devour the turkey, or whatever, just be thankful that at that first Thanksgiving, no one paid any attention that Native American that said, “Don’t feed them. If you feed then , they’ll never leave!”
Emily said that this Thanksgiving, she was thankful for her mommy and nail polish….
No matter what you’re thankful for – Happy Thanksgiving!!
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They Do Exist

In the last update, I talked about barber poles and barbers. It reminded me of a story I heard a long time ago — it only uses barbers to make a point, but I always thought it was a good story and I think it’d be a good time to write it down in my ramblings….

It seems this man went to a barber shop to get his hair cut. As the barber began to work, they talked about all kinds of things (as barbers are prone to do.) Eventually they touched on the subject of God and the barber said, “I don’t believe God exists.”

“Why do you say that?” asked the customer.

“Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if there were a God, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there wouldn’t be suffering or pain I can’t imagine a loving God would allow all of these things…..”

The customer thought a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument…

The barber finished and the customer left the shop. Just as he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair — he looked dirty and unkept. The customer turned around and went back into the barber shop and said to the barber, “You know what? Barbers don’t exist.”

The barber was surprised and said, “How can you say that? I am here, and I am a barber — and I just cut your hair!”

“No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair like that man outside.”

“Ah, but barbers do exist! What happens is, people just don’t come to me,” said the barber.

“Exactly!” said the customer. “That’s the point! God, too, does exist. What happens is people don’t go to Him and don’t look for Him. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.”

Believe in God —or don’t. It’s still a good story……
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Pole Position

In a recent update to this blog, I mentioned the barber pole — when I was young essentially every barber shop had one. I learned at a very early age that the barber pole had more to do with the medical profession than the hair cutting business. The origin of the red and white barber pole is associated with the service of bloodletting — representing bloody bandages wrapped around a pole.

Barber-surgeons were medical practitioners that provided a wide range of services during the medieval and early modern periods of history. Traditionally, they learned their trade via apprenticeships and many had no formal education and were often illiterate. Barber-surgeons provided a variety of medical services for their communities — they also had relatively cheap prices, adding to their popularity.

So what could a barber-surgeon do for you? These guys tasks ranged from the mundane — like picking lice from a person’s head, trimming or shaving beards and cutting hair — to the more complicated — such as extracting teeth, performing minor surgical procedures and bloodletting.

The original barber’s pole has a brass ball at its top, representing the vessel in which leeches were kept, or the basin that received the patient’s blood. The pole itself represents the rod which the patient held tightly during the bloodletting procedure to show the barber the location of the veins. The red and white stripes represent the bloodied and clean bandages used during the procedure. Afterwards, the bandages were washed and hung to dry on the rod outside the shop. The wind would twist the bandages together, forming the familiar spiral pattern we see on the barber poles today.

Spinning barber poles are meant to rotate in a direction that makes the red (blood) appear as if it were flowing downwards, as it does in the body.

Call it progress, or whatever, barber poles have pretty much gone the way of the wooden Indian. They tend to be more decorative that useful/informative today. Well, that’s not quite totally true — in the best American tradition, barber poles have become political. In some states (Michigan is one example) legislators have proposed that barber poles should only be permitted outside barbershops, and not traditional “beauty salons.” There have been several legal battles between barbers and cosmetologists — each claiming the right to use the barber pole symbol to indicate to customer that their businesses offer hair cutting services. The barbers’ argument is that they are entitled to exclusive rights to use the barber pole because of the tradition tied to the craft. Cosmetologists argue that they are equally capable of cutting men’s hair. It’s interesting to note that some state laws prohibit cosmetologists from using razors….

But politics aside, the barber pole has found it’s way into our lives and culture. In some parts of Asia, the barber pole is used as a symbol for a brothel. In fact, in South Korea, barber poles are used for both (real) barbershops and brothels. (Brothels disguised as barber shops usually have two poles next to each other, usually spinning in opposite directions.)

Pilots, especially test pilots, use the term barber pole to refer to flying an aircraft at the maximum safe velocity — probably because the airspeed indicator of aircraft that can fly at higher altitudes looks like a red/white striped needle resembling a barber pole. Pilots have a phrase — “on the barber pole” means they are flying the aircraft as fast as safety permits given the current conditions.

When I was young, we got peppermint sticks that were long and round – bigger than a cigar. We often referred to those as barber pole candy.

Anyhow, barber pole or not, and whether you refer to the person as a barber or not, it’s someone you visit on a fairly regular basis. And, if you think about it, maybe that’s not so bad — a barber is the only person whose conversation you can follow, even if he talks over your head…..

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Ahoy Matey

Avast me hearties! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Hopefully you all remembered this special day and are dressed in your finest swashbuckling attire. On this raucous day you’ll find the streets filled with landlubbers yelling salty sea dog phrases in each other’s faces.

Me wench Claire and myself will be doing our usual celebrating — it’ll probably take several days to recover.

I read an article a few days ago, questioning the need for Talk Like A Pirate Day… I don’t even know how such a question came up, but the answer is of course we do. If you stop and think about all the “holidays” we observe, Talk Like A Pirate Day makes more sense than most. I have to admit that this is mostly a “guy” thing, but I think me beauty Claire enjoys it. Wenchs, too, can “talk like a pirate.”

I really like to say phrases like Ahoy Matey and Arrggghhh — but the truth is that these phrases and terms like Shiver Me Timbers were actually created by Robert Louis Stevenson in his novel “Treasure Island.”

But I don’t care — nobody knows for sure that real pirated didn’t talk that way. Maybe the real pirates didn’t lead the glamorous life we imagine, but that’s the past — going forward, my idea of pirates is exactly what I want it to be.

And tonight me wench Claire and I will knock on all the doors in the neighborhood again and yell, “arrr, scurvy dog, I be needin to swill a pint or two of grog.” And as always we’ll be throwing out the blige rat and ye scurvy dog insults — all in all, another great day. Now I must find me pirate hat — fair winds, me hearties!!!
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So Much for Wooden Nickels — and Indians

I got a haircut yesterday – in a place that bore no resemblance to the barber shops that were everywhere  when I was younger. Barber shops were places were guys hung out, talked about sports, politics and “manly” things — and often they got their hair cut there, too. Oh yea, and those places always had a barber pole.

When we first moved to Shepherdstown, there was a barber shop on main street that was also a cigar/tobacco shop. They had a beautiful carved wooden Indian by the door. The shop has since closed, giving way to the more “modern” way to cut hair — and of course the use of tobacco had decreased dramatically.

Well, this mental trip down memory lane got me to wondering — what logic decided that a wooden Indian stand out side a tobacco store? Turns out there are a couple of explanations — one more well known than the other.

When Europeans arrived in this country, it was the Native Americans that introduced them to tobacco, so the Indians, like it or not, became the “spokespeople” for the tobacco industry, I guess kind of like the little green lizard represents car insurance. Anyhow, because of this association and the fact that many of the immigrating masses were highly illiterate, a picture of an Indian was used to tell people where they could buy tobacco.

The wooden Indian carvings first appeared in Europe when tobacco was gaining popularity there and the early tobacco sellers used these carvings to peddle their wares. One problem when this trend started, was that the carvers in Europe had never seen a Native American and their creations were created to be more fanciful, fictional characters. But by the time the wooden Indian made its way to America, it began to to take on a more genuine, authentic appearance.

The first wooden Indians were both male and female. The female wooden Indian was initially used four times more often than the male. Female wooden Indians were sometimes carved with a papoose and donned with a headdress of tobacco leaves instead of feathers — males were usually dressed in the traditional warbonnets of the Plains Indians.

The height of the wooden Indian fad occurred in the 1800s when a carved statue stood outside nearly every tobacco shop. Today, the clientele are more literate, lessening the need for a visual advertisement, and sidewalk obstruction laws and vandalism has almost completely wiped out the wooden cigar store Indian, although some tobacco shops still have them inside as a decoration — and possibly as a reminder of the history of the tobacco industry. Another reason for their disappearance, of course, is the sensitivity of the subject….

The second, lesser known and accepted reason for the cigar store Indian can be blamed on the Navy. Early Navy ships, like galleons, all had their bows adorned with figureheads. The figureheads were massive wooden sculptures and they were a beautiful art form. When the Navy started building ironclad warships, the figureheads became a thing of the past. That put the ship carvers out of business — after scouting around to find an appropriate place to apply their talents, they arrived at two likely areas of business. One was making carousel figures, like the horses and animals on the ride. The second “industry” the ship carvers created was that of the cigar store Indian. Most of the ship carvers began to die off by the early 1900s and so did the popularity of carousels — and — cigar store Indians.

I’m not sure how much attention you’ve given cigar store Indians, but if you’re fairly observant, you’ve probably noticed that almost all the carvings are holding a cup or container that holds seven cigars. I don’t know why the number is always seven, but I do know that the number seven has a lot of significance to American Indians. The number seven is very sacred in Native American spirituality and many significant elements are numbered in sevens including seven feathers, seven fires, seven shells, seven gifts and seven sources of spiritual teachings….

When I was in high school, I remember a Hank Williams song about wooden Indians. He originally wrote the song as a serious story about two Native Americans, but was convinced to re-write it as a novelty tune. It was called “Kaw-liga” and tells the story of a wooden Indian in a cigar store who fell in love with a female wooden Indian in an antique store, but never expressed his affection. Some of the lyrics went like this…

He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tomahawk
The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped some day he’d talk
Kaw-liga, too stubborn to ever show a sign,
Because his heart was made of knotty pine….

Maybe its a good thing, maybe its a bad thing, but they don’t write songs like that anymore….

I imagine if you lined up all the wooden Indians from the first in the 1600s to the present in chronological order, they’d tell their own unique story of the history of America.
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Tee ’em Up

For the past few years, one of the things I’ve tried to do to keep active is play golf. Weather (and other activity) permitting, I try to play every week. Recently, I had occasion to buy a bag of golf tees. There were about a hundred of these things in a plastic bag labeled wooden golf tees. I got to wondering why they were called “tees.” They don’t look like a “T.” I know they “tee” a football up for the kickoff and the contraption they use to sit the ball on doesn’t look like a “T” and it doesn’t look like a golf tee. When our kids were young, they played T-ball. The ball was set on something that looked like a long pipe and they tried to hit the ball with a bat. That pipe looking thing didn’t look like a “T” or a golf tee or a football tee… seemed like this was just begging for some extensive research.

Apparently the word tee is derived from the Gaelic word “tigh” meaning house and is related to the game of curling — it refers to the “house” in curling (the colored circles.) In early golf, one hit the first shot toward the next hole from within a “circle” of one club length around the hole just played. In the 19th century, Tom Morris created a separate area to hit the first shot for the next hole and it was referred to as a teeing area.

The original “tees” that golfers used to raise the golf ball off the turf were made of piles of sand. On each tearing area there were boxes filled with sand for that purpose. Some golf courses still have these boxes, but today they are filled with fertilized soil for filling in divots in the tee box.

Well, you might imagine that the little piles of sand were messy, so naturally ingenious golfers came up with alternatives. They tried things much like a football tee — a slab resting on the ground with vertical rubber prongs or a hollow tube to hold the ball in place. The first known tee to penetrate the ground was the “Perfectum” tee, patented in 1892. The first commercial golf tee (the one we know today) was called the Reddy Tee and wan invented in 1921.

A standard golf tee is 2.125 inches long, but both longer and shorter tees are permitted. According to the PGA, for a tee to be legal, it must not be longer than 4 inches and it must not be designed or manufactured in such a way that it could indicate the line of play or influence the movement of the ball.

My extensive research didn’t turn up much in the way of an interesting story, but it is what it is. The origin of some words is just boring — in fact, a lot of people think golf is boring. But, I bet there’s some interesting history behind some terms used in golf — stay tuned….
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