What Would Jimmy Do?

The other day, I mentioned “classic” board games. I figure that probably one of the most classic board games has to be Monopoly. It’s been around longer than I have and even has an official birthday — March 19. That’s the date Parker Brothers acquired the rights for the game from Charles Darrow, the original inventor of the game — or at least he claims to be the inventor of the game. Apparently the very first edition of the game that would later become Monopoly was invented by Elizabeth Magie about 30 years before Charles Darrow sold the game to Parker Brothers. 

Interestingly, the original game was designed to help people understand taxes. That may be why a lot of kids today think the game is so boring. Elizabeth Magie’s (who is credited with putting together the first version of the game) goal was to not only understand the tax system better but also real estate. Her name for the game that became Monopoly was “The Landlord’s Game,” and it was meant as a parody of a growing commercial practice as well as an educational tool.

But Charles Darrow made a few tweaks to Magie’s idea and sold the game to Parker Brothers, after the company initially rejected it due to 52 “fundamental errors” such as the length and complexity of the game. Obviously, Parker Brothers later changed their mind.

The original game is based on real-life places in Atlantic City, New Jersey. But Monopoly is truly an international game — it’s been sold in 114 countries and translated into 47 languages. More than 300 versions of Monopoly have been created, including “Star Wars,” “Pokemon,” and “Game of Thrones.”

The little “Monopoly Man” pictured on all the games was inspired by J.P. Morgan, a banker who helped finance the construction of railroads and organized several major corporations including General Electric. Even though the character was inspired by J.P. Morgan, the Monopoly mascot has a real name — Rich Uncle Pennybags. Pennybags has become the face of Monopoly and is generally known as “Mr. Monopoly.”

Other characters on the board have names too… that unfortunate guy in jail is “Jake the Jailbird” and the bobby hauling Jake away is named Officer Edgar Mallory. Mallory’s name is actually a play on an old stereotype of the Irish cop — an image popular in the early 20th century.

Every standard game of Monopoly contains $15,140. Parker Brothers prints about 50 billion dollars in Monopoly money every year — that’s more than twice as much money as the U.S. Mint prints in actual money.

You may have noticed, there’s no inflation in Monopoly — values on the game board are the same today as they were in 1935.

Parker Brothers has manufactured over 5 billion green houses — I guess that makes them the largest real estate builder.The original Monopoly game sold for $2 — they cost around $20 today.

I had heard that the most landed on square in Monopoly was Illinois Avenue, but my extensive research couldn’t confirm that…. it appears the top three most landed on spaces are Jail, Illinois Avenue and Go.

The original board pieces were inspired by Charles Darrow’s niece and were created to resemble figures on her charm bracelet.

And finally — if you think about it, this should come as no surprise, there is a special Monopoly version available just for cheaters — called “Monopoly: Cheaters Edition.” It was launched in 2018 and has incorporated cheating into the rules. In this version of the game, players can attempt to get away with “borrowing” money from the bank, skipping spaces and avoiding rent payments.

So if you’re looking for a “classic” board game — if you can sort through all the special editions to find it — Monopoly may be for you….. 
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Special Day today — Dave and Chassie’s anniversary. I’m not good with numbers but I think this one is number nine. Of course love isn’t about how many years you’ve been together, it’s about how much you love each other every single day. 

Anniversaries always bring to (my) mind an old Henny Youngman joke: “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Friday.”
I always think that’s funny, but I’m pretty sure Dave and Chassie go on the same night.

Just remember that success in marriage doesn’t come from merely finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

Congratulations on another year of being together — wishing you love, laughter and happiness for many more years to come…..
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Just turned another page on the calendar — time to talk about the upcoming month.
“And the dead leaves lie huddled and still,
No longer blown hither and thither;
The last lone aster is gone;
The flowers of the witch-hazel wither….”

Well, that’s how Robert Frost described November — sounds kind of depressing, and I guess it is a little bit. I’m always sorry to see the weather turn cold, but November marks the beginning of the winter holiday season for most people so the colder weather doesn’t seem so bad until the beginning of next year. 

All sorts of activities pick up this month — like All Saints’ Day, Will Rogers Day, Sadie Hawkins Day, Election Day, Veterans Day and Thanksgiving. And on top of all that, Daylight Saving Time ends and November 28 is the first Sunday of Advent. If that’s not enough, three fourths of our grandkids have birthdays this month and it’s Dave and Chassie’s anniversary.

November comes from the Latin word novem, “nine,” because this had been the ninth month of the early Roman Calendar.

The moon this month is traditionally called the Beaver Moon — in Colonial times, this was the month to set beaver traps before the swamps froze and beavers retired for the winter, so they’d have a supply of warm winter furs. This month’s full moon occurs on November 8 — and —a total lunar eclipse will be visible early in the morning, supposedly to much of North America.
And like every month, November has it’s share of “folklore” about the weather…
If trees show buds in November, the winter will last until May, There is no better month in the year to cut wood than November and ice in November brings mud in December are some examples.

I usually don’t mention a month’s birthstone, but November’s birthstone is the topaz. The ancient Greeks believed that topaz could make a wearer invisible. I think that’s pretty cool.
So buckle up — it’s going to be a busy month.
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Halloween is a fun and spooky holiday, steeped in folklore and superstitions. And even though we think of halloween as mostly a “kids” holiday, or a chance to dress up in costumes, halloween traditions stem from darker roots. About 2,000 years ago, the ancient Celts celebrated Samhain on November 1st. The festival honored the dead but the folks celebrating were sure to keep wandering spirits at bay by taking part in certain rituals. It was believed that on October 31st, the barrier between the living and dead weakened and the dead returned.

Some superstitions that I remember hearing when growing up — a lot of them were from my grandparents — include….. if you see bats flying around your home on Halloween night, spirits and ghosts are nearby. If a black cat meows at you window iron your porch, a death will soon occur within the family. If you hold your breath while you drive by a cemetery, evil spirits can’t enter your body. When passing a graveyard or a house where someone has died, turn your pockets inside out to make sure you don’t bring home ghosts in your pockets.

I still think of Halloween more as a day for the kids, but then I read an article in the Huffington Post about “deindividuation.” According to the article, deindividuation is when people become less likely to evaluate their own behavior, and less apprehensive over the possibility that they’ll be recognized or observed by others. The article goes on to state that Halloween stirs up the perfect storm of factors to lead kids to deindividuation. Masks and traveling in group can potentially cause deindividuation and bad behavior. Any consequences are less severe when the person you’r “tricking” can’t identify you under a mask or costume. Studies found that masked kids between 9 and 13 are more likely to take large quantities of candy compared to those kids who are unmasked.
Make what you will of this, but keep an eye out tonight for evil children — that’s all I’m saying.
Happy Haloween!
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It’s time for that “Fall Classic” again — the World Series. I think I’ve mentioned before that when I was a kid, the World Series took precedence over just about everything this time of year. All the World Series games were played during the day back then, and you never went into a store that didn’t have a radio tuned to the World Series. I remember we even got to listen to the World Series on the radio during school sometimes.

Today? Not so much — I actually checked to see what day (night) the series starts this year. So lots of things have changed over the years, and the World Series is one of them…. in case you don’t know — and care — the 2022 World Series starts Friday night, October 28. 

But even though it’s not as popular as it used to be, it’s still an American Classic — the first official World Series was held in 1903. Since that time, it’s been played every year except for two years. In 1904, the National League champion, New York Giants, refused to play against the American League champion, the Boston Americans, because the Giants manager had personal animosity against the American League president. (New rules were drafted the following year, compelling the champions of both leagues to participate in the World Series.) Most of us remember the only other time the series wasn’t played — in 1994 due to the players strike.

That first World Series in 1903 was played between the Pittsburgh Pirates an the Boston Americans. It was a best-of-nine series, not a best-of-seven that they play today. The Americans won that first series five games to three.

The longest World Series game in history (in both time and innings) took place in Game 3 on October 26, 2018, between the Boston Red Sox and the L.A. Dodgers. The Dodgers ended up winning 3-2 after 7 hours and 20 minutes.

Even though baseball had been playing night games since the 1930s, it wasn’t until 1971 that the World Series had a night game. Apparently Major League Baseball figured out that most people were watching the World Series on TV, but it’s hard to watch TV at school or work. The first night game was played between the Pittsburg Pirates and the Baltimore Orioles. 

Deion Sanders is the only person with the distinction of playing in both a World Series and two Super Bowls. He played in the 1992 World Series for the Atlanta Braves and played in back-to-back Super Bowls with San Francisco and Dallas.
Don Larsen of the Yankees pitched the only no-hitter — and it was a perfect game — in World Series history during game 5 of the 1956 World Series.
The first pinch-hit home run in World Series history was hit by Yogi Berra in Game 3 of the 1947 World Series.

In 2003 it was decided that the winning team of the MLB All-Star game would determine which league would have home-field advantage in the World Series.The change was intended to add strategy (and probably interest) to the exhibition game.

The 2016 World Series featured the Chicago Cubs and Cleveland Indians — the two teams with the longest championship drought in history. The Cubs hadn’t won since 1908, and the Indians since 1948, a combined 176-year drought. Prior to winning in 2016, the Cubs had the longest drought of winning a championship in all major American sports..

Some believe the Cubs drought was caused by a “curse.” Baseball is full of superstitions and one of the best is the “curse” supposedly placed on the Chicago Cubs… In 1945, Billy Sianis, the owner of Billy Goat Tavern, was ordered to leave the Cubs’ World Series game against the Detroit Tigers. Apparently the pet goat that traveled most places with Billy was so smelly it was upsetting the other fans. Outraged at this insult to his goat, Billy announced that the Cubs wouldn’t win. They didn’t — even though they kept trying every year. Many attempts were made over the years to break the curse, including getting Billy Sianis’ nephew to bring a goat into Wrigley Field.

And even though it may be called “The World Series,” it doesn’t really include the rest of the world. The Toronto Blue Jays are the only team outside the U.S. to have won the World Series. 

Friday night, this year’s version of the fall classic begins — hopefully it’ll be an exciting series and, hopefully, something will happen that will make World Series history and we’ll be talking about around the water cooler — or at least on social media…..
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A couple of days ago I got off on the subject of door-to-door salesmen — I forgot to mention that were pretty famous door-to-door saleswomen during that time, and maybe even today. I’m referring to the Avon Lady. I honestly don’t remember seeing, or hearing about, Avon Ladies when I was little, but maybe it just wasn’t a thing around Maysville.

I do remember, when I was older, Avon advertisements on TV and I remember they always started, or ended, with “Ding Dong, Avon Calling.”
But regardless if I remember it, Avon has been ringing the doorbells of housewives since 1886.

The Avon enterprise was the brainchild of David H. McConnell, a New York traveling salesman who sold books (what else?) door-to- door. McConnell was an excellent salesman and he came up with the idea of using vials of perfume to entice his female customers to open their doors (and pocketbooks) to him — and his books. When he realized the perfume was a bigger hit than the books he was selling, he changed his course.

With the assistance of one of his employees, a Mrs. Albee, McConnell sold perfume under the name California Perfume Company. McConnell realized that the best way to market his products to women would be to hire women to sell them. Seems obvious today, but I guess someone had to take that first step. At age 50, Persis Foster Earnes Albee was hired to travel by buggy and train doing door-to-door business all around the northeast. Albee soon began to train a fleet of female salespeople to do the same — and the Avon Lady was born!
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Claire was out a few days ago and the phone rang — it rings a lot in our house. I pretty much never answer the phone — I figure if it’s important they’ll leave a message. But the ID that came up was someone we know, so for some reason I answered it…. of course it was a telemarketer. I hung up on him. I was rude. I told him I had more MasterCards than I knew what to do with. 

Well, that got me to thinking about the ‘old’ days when I was growing up — of course there were no telemarketers then. The door-to-door salesman was the marketing man of his day — and — I don’t remember him ever coming during dinner. 

Today, when someone knocks on our door, I usually check to see who it is — if I don’t recognize them, I usually don’t answer. But when I was a kid, seems like someone was always knocking on our front door… one of the neighborhood kids wanting to play, a neighbor wanting to borrow a cup of sugar, or very often, a door-to-door salesman.

Back then, door-to-door salesmen weren’t a bad thing and my mother and especially my grandmother patronized these salesmen.
Maysville, didn’t have a department store, or a convenience store, so these salesmen offered goods that weren’t readily available locally. When I was a kid, the Sears catalog was the “go to” place for shopping for things beyond the staples. 

So my mom and grandmother did their at-home shopping with door-to-door salesmen. These salesmen filled a need in those days. Almost no family had two cars, my mom stayed home, and my dad drove the only car to work, so these salesmen made it easy to shop at the kitchen table. Things were simpler and trust among people existed back then. 

I remember door-to-door salesmen coming to our door selling vacuum cleaners, scissors, encyclopedias, Bibles, dishes, magazines, and whatever. But I remember my grandmother always bought things from the Watkins man that came regularly to her house. I don’t know if Watkins products still exist, but they consisted of laundry soap (I think my grandmother referred to it as “washin’ powder,”) salves, camphor, vanilla, etc. Their number one best seller at gramma’s house was liniment — she was convinced that it would cure whatever ailed you. Grandma always made sure she had enough liniment to last until the Watkins man came again. 

The other regular at our house was the Fuller Brush guy — I always liked him. He came to the door dressed in a coat and tie, carrying a big briefcase and usually a couple of mops and brooms under his arm. I was always fascinated when he opened his briefcase, at all the brushes and little cleaning tools he had available — he always had one for whatever my mother or grandmother needed to clean. I think they almost always bought something.

These days, the only person that comes to the door delivering items is the UPS person or the Amazon guy. We order online and they deliver the goods. Occasionally, we have children come to the door because they were sent out by their teachers, scout leaders, sports groups or others to raise money for various causes. Girl Scouts used to come to the door selling cookies, but now they hang out at supermarkets.

So what happened to those door-to-door salesmen? They’ve been replaced by those irritating telemarketers who call during dinner — they’ve replaced an entire culture of marketeers that we didn’t mind seeing at our front door. 
The end of an era — just memories of days gone by…. and I guess so are the days of always knowing your neighbors.
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When I was growing up, I remember my parents (my mother, especially) giving me lots of good old-fashioned advice — a lot of which I think could be traced back to old wives’ tales, or folklore, or some such source. 

One thing I remember my mother saying pretty often is that it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, so I should smile more often.
Just the other day I read that it takes 39 muscles to frown, and only 12 muscles to smile. You’ve probably come across this same statement (or some variation of it, with different numbers.) Regardless of the numbers, the core message remains the same — it takes more effort to frown, so why not just smile instead?

But — this well-meaning, if overly simplistic, piece of advice only sounds scientific. It turns out that there might not even be a “true” answer to this smile-or-scowl question.

It appears that there are just too many variables for this problem to lend itself easily to a scientific solution. For instance, what constitutes a smile — or frown — varies from person to person…if the corner of your mouth turns down, is that a frown? Is a smirk the same as a smile?
Research has shown that we don’t all have the same number of facial muscles. A study of 18 Caucasian cadavers revealed that while five sets of muscles — the ones that control expressions of anger, happiness, surprise, fear, sadness and disgust — were present in all subjects, there were variations in other facial muscles in at least eleven of the cadavers.
So while I buy in to this good advice to turn your frown upside down, there doesn’t seem to be any scientific proof that you’re necessarily using fewer muscles — but just remember there is no one on whom a smile doesn’t look good.
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Most of the games our grandkids have, I don’t recognize. I remember our kids had games that were familiar to me from when I was a kid, but the old “classic” games just don’t seem to be popular today, or maybe they don’t even make them anymore.

Even the ones that you think are classic, like Monopoly, Clue, Sorry, etc. aren’t really the same games — they’re “Star Wars Monopoly,” or “Harry Potter Clue” and they don’t play by the same rules that I remember.

But one game that I remember from when I was a kid and seems to still be around is Mr. Potato Head.
I’m not sure it is as popular as it once was, but I still see it in stores and I think our grandkids have it. 

Mr. Potato Head was created by the American inventor George Lerner, who gained inspiration from his own childhood, when he made dolls from potatoes for his younger sisters. His idea for Mr. Potato Head was to give children a toy they could design themselves. The original toy sold for less than a dollar. No plastic body was included — kids, or their parents, had to find a real potato to stick the plastic parts into.

Turns out that the idea was poorly received, partly due to the food rationing of World War II, but a cereal company bought the toy for $5,000 and distributed only the plastic face parts in their cereal boxes. Hasbro bought the rights to Mr. Potato Head from the cereal company and successfully marketed the toy. Mr. potato Head was first advertised on television — it was the very first television commercial for a toy. The ad showed a little girl and boy playing with potatoes and attaching accessories, like eyes, ears, noses, hands, feed, hats, etc. 

Pretty soon, parents were complaining about moldy potatoes all over their houses, so Hasbro came out with a plastic “potato” body. The original plastic mold was enlarged over time to make it easier for small children to insert the pieces into the manufactured “potato.”
Mr. Potato Head was officially inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame in 2000.

You’re probably thinking, “what a great toy.” Entertaining, kids love it, totally non-violent, just good clean fun — just like it used to be when we were growing up.

But in today’s world, even Mr. Potato Head just can’t seem to avoid controversy.
Hasbro caused a stir when the toy manufacturer said it would remove the Mister from Mr. Potato Head, leaving us with only Potato Head.

As you might expect, like most things these days, the Hasbro announcement created a social media uproar. Hasbro said the idea behind the gender-free, brand-name change was to be more inclusive so that all could feel “welcome to the Potato Head world.” Which is a good thing I guess. 
Hasbro said it would sell a playset without the Mr. and Mrs. designations, allowing kids to create their own type of potato families, with two moms or two dads.
The controversy over how a toy potato identifies itself seems to have passed, since Hasbro recently announced that Mr. (and Mrs.) Potato Head would remain unchanged.

So Mr. Potato Head has been through a lot during his more than fifty years, but maybe his crowning achievement came in the late 1960s with the release of the “Mr. Potato Head on the Moon” playset. That made the country proud by fulfilling President Kennedy’s vision of putting the first potato on the moon.
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Some time back, when Emily was at our house, she had some kind of soft drink that had random “facts” printed inside the lid. I happened to read one and it said, “A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.” I had never heard this and in fact I’d never heard of the word “flink.”

I figured that, as usual, some of my extensive research might shed some light on the subject, but even after extensive research, the statement and the word flink remains a bit of a mystery.

I started with the dictionary — according to the Oxford English Dictionary, flink is a 19th century US rural dialect verb meaning “to behave in a cowardly manner.”

But if you check the Internet, flink is found all over the place, defined as “a group of twelve cows,” “at least twelve cows,” and so on. I found flink on a number of lists of collective animal nouns, like a “pod” of whales, “murder” of crows, etc. 

Digging a bit further, I found that a book by Kay Pfaltz, “Lauren’s Story: An American Dog in Paris,” contained the following sentence on page 21 — “A flink is twelve or more cows.”

The word was mentioned on a web site about science for kids, that talked about making an object that neither floats on top of a container of water, nor sinks to the bottom, but hovers halfway up or down. The word used on the site is “flink.” It seems to have been created by combining FLoat and sINK into a single term. Actually that sounds like a good term to apply to “hovering in a liquid.” But nothing to do with cows…

Flink apparently means cleaver in Norwegian. 
One google response to “what is a group of cattle called?” was…
A group of cattle is called a herd, mob, drift, drove or team. Historically, people who took cattle to market on the open range were known as drovers.

So basically, I couldn’t find any reliable source that ties “flink” to cows, but if that somehow is a legitimate term, I guess dairy farmers and cattle ranchers should be called flinkers…..
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