{"id":654,"date":"2016-01-22T15:54:38","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T15:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=654"},"modified":"2016-01-22T15:54:38","modified_gmt":"2016-01-22T15:54:38","slug":"when-the-cows-wont-come-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"When the cows (won&#8217;t) Come Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While sitting here waiting for the big blizzard to hit \u2014 and the blizzard is obviously the big news, I checked our local news sources and discovered that besides the blizzard there are other important issues to be worked. The following is a direct quote.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMorgan County\/Traffic Hazard\/Cows in the roadway\/Henry W Miller Blvd near the Potomac river bridge. Caller advising cows are in the roadway licking salt off the roadway will not move\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I am not making this up \u2014 Washington may have its share of problems, but we have our own difficulties here in West Virginia. Everyone hunker down and stay warm.<br \/>\n\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While sitting here waiting for the big blizzard to hit \u2014 and the blizzard is obviously the big news, I checked our local news sources and discovered that besides the blizzard there are other important issues to be worked. The &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=654\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":655,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions\/655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}