{"id":4670,"date":"2025-06-24T19:31:55","date_gmt":"2025-06-24T19:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=4670"},"modified":"2025-06-24T19:31:56","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T19:31:56","slug":"parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=4670","title":{"rendered":"Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My neighbor just became a new grandfather and we were talking about how much fun grandkids are \u2014 I\u2019ve ofter heard it said, that if we\u2019d known how much fun grandkids were, we would have had them first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyhow, I\u2019m to sure why, but an old joke came to mind \u2014 I always thought it was funny\u2026. and still do.<br>A Sunday school teacher asked her class, \u201cWhat was Jesus\u2019 mother\u2019s name?\u201d A little boy answered \u201cMary.\u201d <br>The teacher then asked, \u201cWho knows what Jesus\u2019 father\u2019s name was?\u201d A little girl said, \u201cVerge.\u201d Confused, the teacher asked, \u201cWhere did you get that?\u201d The girl said,\u201dWell, you know they\u2019re always talking about Verge and Mary.\u201d<br>\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor just became a new grandfather and we were talking about how much fun grandkids are \u2014 I\u2019ve ofter heard it said, that if we\u2019d known how much fun grandkids were, we would have had them first. Anyhow, I\u2019m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=4670\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4671,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670\/revisions\/4671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}