{"id":4001,"date":"2023-12-02T15:23:43","date_gmt":"2023-12-02T15:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=4001"},"modified":"2023-12-02T15:24:22","modified_gmt":"2023-12-02T15:24:22","slug":"report-card-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=4001","title":{"rendered":"Report Card"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Well, here it is nearing the end of 2023 \u2014 and as I always do, I made New Year\u2019s Resolutions for the year. And, being a man of my word, I\u2019m here to tell you how I did with my 2023 resolutions. Every year (for some reason) I make resolutions and before the year is over, I report back here \u2014 honestly \u2014 how I did. So here\u2019s this year\u2019s report\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My resolutions for 2023:<br>I resolve to unsubscribe to all the (un)helpful e-mails that try to sell me stuff that zI don\u2019t want and can\u2019t afford.&nbsp;<br>Grade: E (that\u2019s for EFFORT.) I honestly <em>tried<\/em> to get rid of these things, but it turns out it\u2019s harder than trying to get through to a real person when you need customer service. I tried every trick I know, but honestly I\u2019ve got more in my e-mail than I did last year. I\u2019m trying to decide if I should give this another shot, or just give up.<br>I resolve that I will not act my age.<br>Grade: A- I really put a lot of work into this one and pretty much made a fool of myself at every opportunity. I\u2019m not sure if someone is more annoying when they act like they\u2019r younger, or when they act their age \u2014 or older.<br>I resolve to make the usual unusual.<br>Grade: A \u2014 I truly did make the usual unusual. I have to admit that that isn\u2019t necessarily a good thing, because some of the usual things I used to do and not think about, became a real challenge this year for some reason. I found lots of ways make routine projects into major challenges.<br>I resolve to learn something I never learned as a child.<br>Grade: C \u2014 I think I may have learned something new this year, but I honestly can\u2019t remember what it was. As I mentioned last year, I had a pretty dull childhood, so I\u2019m pretty sure I learned something this year that I didn\u2019t learn when I was a kid. I lowered my grade to a C because I even though I\u2019m pretty sure I did it, I can\u2019t remember.<br>I resolve to do something nice for other every day week.<br>Grade: A \u2014 This was the year of niceness for me. I\u2019m almost sure I was nicer than I was in 2022. I even expanded my practice of rolling the neighbors\u2019 trash cans back after the trash was picked up.<br>I resolve to become really good a procrastination.<br>Grade: A+ \u2014 I totally succeeded at this one. I think I\u2019m getting so good at this I\u2019m turning it into an art form\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So there you are \u2014 my honest assessment of how I did with my resolutions for 2023. And even as good as I think I did, I think I can do even better. In a few days, I\u2019m going to sit down and jot down a few things I\u2019m going to do to make me an even better person in 2024.<br>\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here it is nearing the end of 2023 \u2014 and as I always do, I made New Year\u2019s Resolutions for the year. And, being a man of my word, I\u2019m here to tell you how I did with my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=4001\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4003,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001\/revisions\/4003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}