Well, I think it\u2019ll be warm tomorrow, but it may be on the cold side \u2014 I don\u2019t think it will rain or snow, but it might. I think I\u2019ve found the profession for me if I decide to not be a Pirate or Brain Surgeon. I think weather forecasting is a no-lose, no-brainer occupation. Most weather forecasters on TV in the Washington area come on at 11:00 pm and tell you what the weather is going to be for tomorrow. For example, they say, \u201clooks like tomorrow will be mostly cloudy with a possible snow flurry.\u201d If overnight we get 8 inches of snow, they come on the next night and say, \u201cwell, just like we predicted, we got snow amounts ranging from 6 to 8 inches\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
I know of no other profession that you don\u2019t have to even be competent to keep your job \u2014 apparently if you look good on TV and can speak a coherent sentence, then you can be at the top of your profession. Even Pirates are held accountable \u2014 I don\u2019t see many weather people walking the plank\u2026.<\/p>\n
So if this Pirate or Surgeon thing doesn\u2019t work out, look for me on the local TV channel\u2026.\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n
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Well, I think it\u2019ll be warm tomorrow, but it may be on the cold side \u2014 I don\u2019t think it will rain or snow, but it might. I think I\u2019ve found the profession for me if I decide to not … Continue reading