{"id":2278,"date":"2021-03-20T16:49:56","date_gmt":"2021-03-20T16:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=2278"},"modified":"2021-03-20T16:49:57","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T16:49:57","slug":"spring-hoax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=2278","title":{"rendered":"Spring Hoax"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Happy Vernal Equinox \u2014 the first day of astrological spring. It\u2019s also supposedly a magical day. According to some people today is the day you can stand a raw egg on its end. And a lot of those same people believe that during the equinox brooms will stand by themselves \u2014 straight up.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now that broom thing sounds pretty cool\u2026 too bad, it\u2019s not true. Both faithful readers know this because keeping up with this blog makes you a well-informed person. But if you\u2019re not one of the faithful and are interested, I invite you to look to the right and find the archive list. Check the entries for&nbsp; March 20, 2017 and April 4, 2017. You will note that the entry on March 20 detailed my scientific experiment (complete with pictures) to prove that a broom could \u201cstand alone.\u201d You can read my excitement in my writing. However, following the best scientific methods, I tried the experiment again on April 4 \u2014 a non equinox day. The broom will still \u201cstand alone.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So \u2014 following the science, like I always do, I can tell you that \u201cthe broom stands alone\u201d is a hoax \u2014 maybe one of the greatest conspiracies ever conceived.\u00a0<br>But no matter, today is still the Vernal Equinox and our grass is beginning to get green\u2026.<br>\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Vernal Equinox \u2014 the first day of astrological spring. It\u2019s also supposedly a magical day. According to some people today is the day you can stand a raw egg on its end. And a lot of those same people &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=2278\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2279,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278\/revisions\/2279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}