{"id":1562,"date":"2019-08-30T13:12:19","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T13:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2019-08-30T13:12:19","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T13:12:19","slug":"forgetful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1562","title":{"rendered":"Forgetful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Kelly was in high school, she played on the Paul VI softball team. Let me preface this story by saying they had a <em>very<\/em> good team.<\/p>\n<p>I attended all the games I could and one afternoon the game was moving along smoothly and I\u2019d guess it may have been maybe the 3rd or 4th inning and Paul VI had taken the field. There were probably one or two outs, when suddenly, the right fielder came running in screaming, \u201cTime out! Time out!\u201d Well that startled everyone and the coach ran out to see what the problem was\u2026 maybe she had been stung by a bee or bitten by a snake or something like that. When she reached the infield, she said, \u201cI forgot my glove.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I have absolutely no idea why I thought of that, but it was funny at the time. Still is.<br \/>\n\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Kelly was in high school, she played on the Paul VI softball team. Let me preface this story by saying they had a very good team. I attended all the games I could and one afternoon the game was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1562\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1563,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions\/1563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}