{"id":1500,"date":"2019-07-02T20:49:41","date_gmt":"2019-07-02T20:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1500"},"modified":"2019-07-02T20:49:41","modified_gmt":"2019-07-02T20:49:41","slug":"somethings-missing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1500","title":{"rendered":"Something&#8217;s Missing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here we are rapidly approaching a major American holiday \u2014 Independence Day. And honestly, I\u2019m becoming a little concerned \u2014 as both you faithful readers know, by this time every year we have that great American Symbol of Independence \u2014 the Porta Potty \u2014 delivered to our neighborhood, right across the street from us.<\/p>\n<p>Now I don\u2019t like to be critical, but how can we truly celebrate America\u2019s Birthday without the Porta Potty? Why, you might as well not fly the flag. Last year we were able to enjoy looking at the Porta Potty for 12 plus days\u2026 the 4th is only two days away, so even if it arrives today or tomorrow, and we get our normal 12 days, a lot of that time will be \u201cafter the fact.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve heard that the big party may not be held on the 4th this year, it may be pushed back until Saturday. If that\u2019s true, it\u2019ll be a shame \u2014 like celebrating George Washington\u2019s Birthday on a Monday rather than his real birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously I\u2019m a little bummed, but I\u2019m probably not the only one \u2014 I know all of us here on Field Crest Court anxiously await the arrival of the Porta Potty every year. I\u2019ll probably blog on the 4th, but until then, keep your fingers crossed that the Porta Potty arrives soon\u2026.<br \/>\n\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here we are rapidly approaching a major American holiday \u2014 Independence Day. And honestly, I\u2019m becoming a little concerned \u2014 as both you faithful readers know, by this time every year we have that great American Symbol of Independence &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1500\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1501,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions\/1501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}