{"id":1414,"date":"2019-03-23T15:02:18","date_gmt":"2019-03-23T15:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2019-03-23T15:02:18","modified_gmt":"2019-03-23T15:02:18","slug":"car-wash-terror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1414","title":{"rendered":"Car Wash Terror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve had a lot of rain around here lately and it seems like our cars are always dirty, so we seem to spend a lot of time at the car wash. There\u2019s a really nice full-service car wash not too far from our house and we go there often. I\u2019ve wondered what it would be like to be \u201cstuck\u201d in one of those car wash tunnels\u2026 well, last week it happened. We were probably half way through the tunnel and everything just stopped. I thought of all sorts of things like what if it never starts again and no one finds us for weeks and weeks. This particular car wash has windows along the side so it really wasn\u2019t super dark \u2014 if it had been really dark it might have been a little spooky.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, it\u2019s one of those experiences in life that our grandkids probably won\u2019t care much about. I can\u2019t imagine Locke saying, \u201chey, Poppi, tell me again about that time you were stuck in the car wash.\u201d But if someone wants to play that stupid \u2018never have I ever\u2019 game with me, to \u201cbeen stuck in a car wash\u201d I can answer yes \u2014 or maybe no \u2014 I forget how it\u2019s played\u2026..<br \/>\n\u2014 30 \u2014<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve had a lot of rain around here lately and it seems like our cars are always dirty, so we seem to spend a lot of time at the car wash. There\u2019s a really nice full-service car wash not too &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/?p=1414\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1415,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/1415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmy.ekota.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}